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smooth nuts - mens moisturiser
smooth nuts - mens moisturiser
smooth nuts - mens moisturiser

smooth nuts - mens moisturiser

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nourish and protect your most important asset with smooth nuts.

smooth nuts is a high quality, anti- wrinkle moisturising cream. It provides men with a more youthful looking scrotum, by smoothing and regenerating the skin. The peptide-based cream’s composition supports moisture retention in the skin. This helps smooth out wrinkles, tightens the skin, and replenishes its firmness and elasticity.

smooth nuts can help your testicles look bigger (as men get older, testosterone levels reduce, which in turn reduces the level of sperm production and ultimately shrinks the testes). 

smooth nuts can provide a less invasive, far cheaper and less painful alternative to scrotox.

irritable clothing, body soaps, clothing detergents, hard water, genetics, dry air, bedroom activities, whatever the reason; daily impact's on your skin can leave it dry and tired, so let smooth nuts bring back its youthful appearance and feel.




  • tightens and supports the skin for an overall lifted effect
  • intensely hydrates the skin to restore a youthful plump complexion
  • speeds up cellular turnover resulting in renewed and regenerated skin
  • enhances cell barrier function to provide healthier looking, toned skin
  • hydrates and conditions the skin
  • brightens skin, increases cell proliferation and promotes collagen synthesis
  • provides powerful antioxidants to protect from free radical stress and encourage cellular energy
  • contains progeline to protect the skin matrix, haptapeptide-8 to tone and retexture the skin, matronly 3000 to restore skin layers and marine collagen to stimulate collagen synthesis


smoothnuts is rich in natural ingredients including:


Purified Water, Cetearyl Alcohol, Vegetable Glycerine, Ceteareth 20, Avocado Oil*, Jojoba Oil, Vegelane, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Natural Vitamin E, Oleyl Oleate, Phenoxyethanol, Vitamin C Isopalmitate, Seabuckthorn Oil *, Pomegranate Oil *, Polyacrylamide, Butylene Glycol, Cucumber Oil, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Laureth-7, Rose Absolute, Vanilla Bean Extract, Lactic acid, Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Collagen, Sodium Starch Octenylsuccinate, CoEnzyme Q10, Dextran, White Tea Leaf Extract, Rosemary Leaf Extract *, Trifluoroacetyl Tripeptide-2, Maltodextrin, Resveratrol, Heptapeptide-8, Silica
* Denotes Certified Organic Usage

    where nature and science come together, don't wait any longer, get your smooth nuts now!

    All products shipped within 72 hours from our Queensland warehouse. Standard Australia Post Shipping times apply.

    We take great pride in our products and we want you to love them as much as we do. If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase we offer a 14 day money back guarantee, simply contact us at to organise a return.

    Apply to body after washing. Can be used on the whole body, but most effective where it counts, down under.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 38 reviews
    Smooth Smooth Smooth

    A great product, delivered fast, great smooth feeling from what can often be a uncomfortable experience of doing the man gardening. Noticeable results in an other poor field. It should be everyone’s No. 1 choice!!


    Healing and refreshing.



    Glen Briscoe
    Re Smooth Nuts Moisturiser

    Well… it’s definitely good!! I have to give it a full rating as I have no real measuring stick to line this completely unique product up against!


    Great product