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smooth nuts - mens moisturiser

smooth nuts - mens moisturiser

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nourish and protect your most important asset with smooth nuts.

smooth nuts is a high quality, anti- wrinkle moisturising cream. It provides men with a more youthful looking scrotum, by smoothing and regenerating the skin. The peptide-based cream’s composition supports moisture retention in the skin. This helps smooth out wrinkles, tightens the skin, and replenishes its firmness and elasticity.

smooth nuts can help your testicles look bigger (as men get older, testosterone levels reduce, which in turn reduces the level of sperm production and ultimately shrinks the testes). 

smooth nuts can provide a less invasive, far cheaper and less painful alternative to scrotox.

irritable clothing, body soaps, clothing detergents, hard water, genetics, dry air, bedroom activities, whatever the reason; daily impact's on your skin can leave it dry and tired, so let smooth nuts bring back its youthful appearance and feel.

 



  

    where nature and science come together, don't wait any longer, get your smooth nuts now!


    Product description

    Smooth nuts is a high quality, anti- wrinkle moisturising cream. It provides men with a more youthful looking scrotum, by smoothing and regenerating the skin. The peptide-based cream’s composition supports moisture retention in the skin. This helps smooth out wrinkles, tightens the skin, and replenishes its firmness and elasticity.

    Irritable clothing, body soaps, clothing detergents, hard water, genetics, dry air, bedroom activities, whatever the reason; daily impact's on your skin can leave it dry and tired, so let smooth nuts bring back its youthful appearance and feel.

    Benefits

    - tightens and supports the skin for an overall lifted effect

    - intensely hydrates the skin to restore a youthful plump complexion

    - speeds up cellular turnover resulting in renewed and regenerated skin

    - enhances cell barrier function to provide healthier looking, toned skin

    - hydrates and conditions the skin

    - brightens skin, increases cell proliferation and promotes collagen synthesis

    - provides powerful antioxidants to protect from free radical stress and encourage cellular energy

    - contains progeline to protect the skin matrix, haptapeptide-8 to tone and retexture the skin, matronly 3000 to restore skin layers and marine collagen to stimulate collagen synthesis

    How to Use

    Hold the top of tube on the lid, and with your other hand gently twist the bottom of the tube clockwise.

    This will release the pump valve at the top which you can press down releasing smooth nuts cream into your hand.

    Apply to area.

    Note only small amounts need to be applied per application. It is recommended to apply daily for best results.

    Ingredients

    smoothnuts is rich in natural ingredients including:

    Purified Water, Cetearyl Alcohol, Vegetable Glycerine, Ceteareth 20, Avocado Oil *, Jojoba Oil, Vegelane, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Natural Vitamin E, Oleyl Oleate, Phenoxyethanol, Vitamin C Isopalmitate, Seabuckthorn Oil *, Pomegranate Oil *, Polyacrylamide, Butylene Glycol, Cucumber Oil, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Laureth-7, Rose Absolute, Vanilla Bean Extract, Lactic acid, Alcohol, Hydrolyzed Collagen, Sodium Starch Octenylsuccinate, CoEnzyme Q10, Dextran, White Tea Leaf Extract, Rosemary Leaf Extract *, Trifluoroacetyl Tripeptide-2, Maltodextrin, Resveratrol, Heptapeptide-8, Silica * Denotes Certified Organic Usage

    Shipping

    We ship from our Australian Warehouse based in Sydney. Most parcels are despatched within 24 hours of order.

    Note: incorrect addresses given by customer will be charged postage twice to resend the parcel.

    Returns

    We take great pride in our products and we want you to love them as much as we do. If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase we offer a 30 day money back guarantee (note customer pays for postage and handling).

    Refund policy and process.

    Note: this does not apply when 2 or more of the same product is purchased.

    Size

    50ml | 1.7fl.oz

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 130 reviews
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    JC
    Smooth balls

    I normally leave the cream on for 10 minutes. This ensures for total smoothness. The base, balls and between is all smooth. Minimizes jock-itch and I stay dry easier.

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    Peter Hodge
    Smooth as

    Best way to put a polish on your hardware well recommended!

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    Pete Johnson
    Fantastic stuff

    I use this daily now after using Barenuts hair removal cream. It really leaves your **** and balls skin fantastically soft and elastic. Highly recommended!

    S
    Smith nuts

    Really nice and smooth

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    Darren Dillon

    Great